Opened up my old iPad for the first time in over a year and since I never logged out of the app I HAVE ACCESS TO TUMBLR AGAIN.

Downside? I can’t change the email address or password from the app, so this is an extremely short lived moment, damn it.

glumshoe:

fearwax:

scootsenshi:

24-sa3t:

comradeonion:

powerofthestruggle:

Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904

this is an extremely important picture

Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg

He has a nice face

No but the history behind this picture is really interesting

The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture.

It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like.

But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike.

man laughing alone with rice

taylorwifts:

taylorwifts:

soooooo I’m about to go suck a dick for the first time tbh so wish me luck

update: what the fuck

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cracked:

Bicycles Cause Lesbians: The 26 Weirdest Moral Panics Ever

I just really love the assumption that the day a women developed an insatiable sex drive, she would need another woman to satisfy it.

skellydun:

what if I wasn’t tired all the time imagine the possibilities

neil-gaiman:

mymodernmet:

Unique Bookstore in China Offers Optical Illusion Experience of Endless Halls of Books

Wow.

blackguysloveblackgirls:

heliotrope–skies:

conservativepenguin:

This is what I do on snapchat :(

Hogwarts freshmen be like:
Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.

Hogwarts freshmen 2:
[with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.

Hogwarts freshmen 3:
Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?

Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted:
Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.

Hogwarts freshmen 5:
Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.

THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART

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Ideally we medical professionals ask someone about their pain in two parts (particularly when the patient has known chronic issues such as sickle cell disease, cancer, etc)- the first part is the rating scale seen above, while the second asks “what is an acceptable level of pain FOR YOU”, aka their personal pain goal.

This way if someone rates their pain as a 7/10 but tells me their goal level is about a 4 or 5 my interventions will be different than for someone who expects to be at a 2! During this goal setting we will also be factoring in a few other aspects- what sort of pain this is (nerve, phantom, muscle), when/how did it start (trauma, overuse, degenerative disorders), what sort of pain relief options are available to this patient (do they have an IV/can they take medicine by mouth, does the patient have any allergies, and etc in order to determine how realistic that goal actually is.

We can always do better at pain relief, but the hope is that any medical personnel taking care of you will tailor their treatments and tools to your needs as best as they are able- especially if you have known medical history!

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tinyglowingsharks:

Edith-Anne is my fave.

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ohhhvienna:

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

this is the start of call me nietzsche, my favorite song

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